Ponderings. . . . .

Women have been multitasking for centuries. Are men incapable? Is it really that hard to stare at picture after picture of some random person's Facebook photos from 2006 while answering a simple question posed by an actual physical person standing right next to them?

This whole "F My Life" business--pathetically funny or desperately offensive? Is it really so bad that your dad says you still have baby fat, when there are wars and recessions and suicides and slavery going on?

Last night I heard two gunshots followed by screeching sirens ten minutes later. The doors were double-checked and any sounds heard outside were monitored closely. I thought I lived in Connecticut?

It's the third day of spring. It's 40 degrees outside. Whhhyyyy does God tease us so?

How come AmeriCorps feels the need to seemingly require one standard application, only to spite its applicants with a pop-up window consisting of a second and sometimes third application that might as well be shouting, "Ha ha, you absurd fools! Try getting into our program now!"